My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
where does the pee come out of this thing
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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