Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He kissed a someone with a penis
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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