sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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