As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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