and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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