Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
A+ Viking dick
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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