He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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