what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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