Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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