Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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