did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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