By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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