I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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