trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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