now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I have post one night stand depression
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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