Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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