Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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