I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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