That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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