Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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