: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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