he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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