I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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