i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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