If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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