id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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