Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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