My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My dick has a subreddit
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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