Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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