I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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