come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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