From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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