what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
