A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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