didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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