the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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