I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
