We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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