well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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