i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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