I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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