Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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