so explain again why im purple
no
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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