we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
