So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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