I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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