champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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