Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
