I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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