Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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