haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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